Science Guide

It's not that late but I have an innate tendency to get pretty manic at night. Plus I just had a bowl of soup I completely didn't even need to have and although food puts most to sleep, it wakes me the fuck up!

The other night I had this major epiphany about evolution. Well I don't know if it is major and I would really like to know if something like this does exist. Well no, duh it has to exist because that's how evolution kinda started but I digress. If this shit has been evolving for a gagillion years why isn't there an organism that is completely, 100% self-sustaining. Like, doesn't need food, water, air, space. Where's that one kind of algae that can flourish in a vacuum? I ain't no scientist but I just think that'll be nifty to find one day. Hur-yuck.

At a family gathering last week my aunt was enlightening the table on the differences between right-brain and left-brain kinds of people. She began home-schooling my cousins last September and absolutely loves it, goes to seminars, specialized bookstores and things of that nature. It's funny how split our family is. There's not one person that you could look at and be like, "Well, I don't know they could be either". We're all cut and dry. I'm a righty, as I believe all people that write on the internets without a scientific agenda. If you aren't reviewing the failboats that are the iPhone knockoffs, you's a righty. But anyway, right-brained people don't understand things right away, we basically lack a short-term memory. You can put something in front of us and then an hour later ask us about it and we have no idea. Ask the next day, it could be recited perfectly.

So I went out driving yesterday with my mom and let me tell you, I suck at parking. I always thought I had good spatial reasoning but holy moley no. So I try a few times, kinda get it down then head home, which by the way was perfect. I think once you reach a certain age and understand a lot more about certain things, in this case, driving; nothing is frightening anymore. Or, it could just be the right-brainness acting up. Everyone in my family that is left, had major problems passing their road tests. I can also chalk it up to the fact that I should have gotten this shit years ago and it is about time to get the show on the road.

Everything I write is pretty relevant to the subject at hand but makes me a horrible storyteller, no? So anyway, we went back out today and I pulled into a parking spot with no issue. It takes some time but when I know something, I know something.

Did you know a baby giraffe is born six feet tall? Just sayin'.